Due to lack of adequate time or funding, this month's blog title is totally unoriginal.
The Official Blog of the Power Suite. We are the four harbingers of tribulation: death, war, famine, and pestilence. We are reavers of the human soul, eroding the very fabric of existence and bending its latent powers towards our dark purpose. Behold now the chronicle of our irrepressible campaign. Look and despair! Or at the very least enjoy chocolate chip pop-tarts, because I sure do. Man, are they tasty.